Arthur: You look like a startled stoat.
Merlin: And you look like a bone-idle…toad. Let’s go.
Arthur: Are you saying I look like a toad?
Merlin: Yeah, maybe one day you’ll transform into a handsome prince. But as magic is outlawed, it’ll probably never happen. Come on, let’s go…
Arthur: Merlin…
Merlin: What?
Arthur: I’m the one who gives the orders, remember?
Merlin: Yeah. You ready? Let’s go.
— ~ Merlin, Series 3, Episode 5: The Crystal Cave (via
tdojack)